holy-tardisofgallifrey:

justanotherghostwriter:

deduction019:

sherlocked-inside-the-tardis:

karlimeaghan:

chameleon-with-a-paintbrush:

gallifreyantimelady:

k-nein:

shutupandgetinthetardis:

acciodoctorboosh:

I can see the Doctor singing “I’ll Make a M an Out of You” to all his companions when he teaches them the ins and outs of time travel. Or maybe a time traveler out of you. I have the weirdest mind

I’d like to apologize for the following but no, you don’t have a weird mind, see, mine does it too.
*Drum intro*
TenLet’s get down to businessTo see time and spaceWelcome to the TARDISYou should see your face
You’re just a gawping human girlBut you can bet before we’re throughI’ll make a first-rate Companion out of you
The Universe is quite bigBut it’s brilliant tooReally, just don’t do thatMy clever talking will see us through
You’re an awkward loud stumbling EarthlingAnd you haven’t got a clueBut I’ll still make a Companion out of youRoseI’m never gonna leave your side MarthaSay goodbye to med school for meDonnaWhy has it got twelve arms but not any hands?
RoseIt won’t ever end, this ride
MarthaI swear he only looks right through meDonna Oi, what exactly d’you mean by that, Space Man?WomenCompanionsTenYou must be swift as these converse sneakers
WomenCompanionsTenAnd try to keep up with my massive IQWomenCompanionsTenWith all these settings on my sonic screwdriverThere is so much more to see, to say, to do!
Time and space before usThere’s so much to seeYou’d better love the runningNow then, allons-yThere are times when everybody livesBut not very often, it’s trueTimes like these make a Companion out of you
WomenCompanions
TenYou must be swift as these converse sneakers
WomenCompanionsTen And try to keep up with my massive IQWomenCompanionsTenWith all these settings on my sonic screwdriverThere is so much more to see, to say, to do!
AllCompanions
All (a capella)We are as swift as his converse sneakersCompanionsWe do our best with that enormous IQCompanionsLearn some of the settings on the sonic screwdriverAllThere’s always so much more to see, to say, to do!
I’m so sorry, I really am. I wrote it in fifteen minutes don’t juuuudge meeee.

oh

I am dead. There is no coming back after reading that masterpiece.

This is brilliant!




YES.

It helps that I watched Mulan last night. I’m sobbing right now.

Next time I listen to that song…
aseaofquotes:

John Green, Looking for Alaska